For years, Georgetown residents have eagerly anticipated the Gazette's annual April Fools' edition, featuring fabricated and humorous takes on local events and happenings.
However, in an effort to shift toward more serious journalism and to maintain the Gazette's credibility, the editorial board has made the difficult decision to end this tradition. While some may lament the loss of a lighthearted issue each April, the Gazette would like to remind everyone that being alive is no laughing matter, and that Georgetown is a serious neighborhood where no fun is to be had.
Please find here a completely not made up April Gazette, featuring normal news for a completely normal neighborhood.